my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant
Happy Birthday to my magnificent, ginger-mermaid best friend!
If I could be in AZ to celebrate with you I would walk to the Buff with you, drink funf with you, carry you around the kitchen, blow in your eyes, ask you where the Dollhouse is, do the coca-coca-caaa dance for you, play the Medic Droid for you, help you over the fence around the pool, and reenact that one Titanic scene with you. But all I can do is make you yet another list and tell you how much I miss you.
Happy Birthday B-Dubs.